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epochayur: THIS IS THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED IN A WHILE

Thu, 30 May 2013 20:01:51 -0400

epochayur:

THIS IS THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED IN A WHILE

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:51:31 -0400

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:58:45 -0400

janecrocker: janecrocker: i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:50:49 -0400

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

catbountry: wolfpangs: canni8al: ashlyniscool: hedgehogsarepr...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:48:05 -0400

catbountry:

wolfpangs:

canni8al:

ashlyniscool:

hedgehogsareprettycute:

slugbox:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.

REVERSE.

SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

This bed is not for fucking in.

this bed is definitely for fucking in.

imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.

imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.

Goddammit Tumblr.

(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:36:02 -0400

(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

Me: “So, what will it be?”

Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:34:46 -0400

misha-mosha-masha: THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:27:56 -0400

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:22:11 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

youthlust: fue-go: malcolm in the middle :))) he isnt even in...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:17:40 -0400

youthlust:

fue-go:

malcolm in the middle :)))

he isnt even in the middle though

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:29:39 -0400

territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:49:29 -0400

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:09:45 -0400

alltimeangela: remember when this was literally the only thing...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:06:00 -0400

alltimeangela:

remember when this was literally the only thing circulating on everyones dash because its so HOT

Reblog this post, click the picture & follow the blog you get!

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:54:13 -0400

its-a-meki:

myriad:

aacot:

ENJOY!

NEW. FAVORITE. BLOG

THIS IS PRETTY COOL its a different blog every time

Reblogged for the 3rd time now

lord-of-the-nerds: discordion: When he was 2 years old, he...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:53:21 -0400

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented

me: getting off tumblr

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:50:57 -0400

me: getting off tumblr
me: april fools

sxrge: laheynigga: I’M SO DONE WITH...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:47:07 -0400

sxrge:

laheynigga:

I’M SO DONE WITH LIFE

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

epic-humor: For more funny stuffs

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:45:52 -0400

epic-humor:

For more funny stuffs

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:44:32 -0400