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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

(Source: morristibbs, via remyheartscoffee)

• (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
• Me: “So, what will it be?”
• Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
• (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
• Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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